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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Wild Ride

Shivani from australia sent this one, its really funny! :)

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver,

'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!

And what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 'Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license,' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes Back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that - he's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop.

The Chief then asked, 'Who have you got there, the Mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'Governor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?'









Cop: 'He's got the (*expletive deleted*) Pope as a chauffeur!'  

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27 comments:

parth said...

Jai gurudev,
I am still laughing, hahaha....;)
really funny bau.

Thanks

JGD

Shruti said...

its awesome...
ha hah ahah...
huuh ahah ah ahaaaaahhh..

i just cant stop laughing...

Bawa, from where do you get all these posts.. :-)

tooo guuuud.. :-)

h ehe

Jai Gurudev! :-)
Luv you...

O.A.K. Tree said...

That's the coolest joke I've evr come across!!

I had a hearty laugh after reading the last line... he.. he..

Good 1

Jyuthika said...

Oh my God!!! Too Good Bau :) :) :) :)HEhehe

Jai Gurudeva!:)

Vishal said...

good joke

Monica said...

oh man!! awesome !! hahahahaha !!

bhawana kapoor said...

cheeeee, I don't like it

HP said...

ROFL !

sauvs said...

nice post bau....there was a same joke on amitabh bachan driving his car and his driver sitting on the back.Plz keep on posting like these in the future Jai Gurudev!

Ur worst nightmare becomes ur best friend =P =D said...

hahahahaha now the cop is gonna lose his job for sure ;)

APOORVA said...

jai gurudev!
really good one

Abhay Karnataki said...

hahaha!
reminds me of this story/Joke:

Einstein, after discovering the theory of relativity, became world famous overnight! He was invited to give talks at lots and lots of places. His driver used to attend the talks, and soon realised that they were all almost the same.
So he says to Einstein, "I can also give a talk like that!"

So when a Einstein visits a place where they don't know him personally, the driver goes to the stage and gives the talk! The talk is verbatim, so he gets all the claps!
After the talk, some one in the audience asks a question.




The driver says pointing to Einstein, "This is such a simple question, even my driver can answer it!" :)

aparna said...

hahaha... thats hilarious!! awesome!! :)

Jay said...

that was awesome

Shruti Poojari said...

loooooooooooooooooool...nice 1...
jai gurudev

Shilpa said...

really funny =D

OH!! I AM BLESSED said...

Hahahahah!!!! wat a post :)

Thanks Shivani and Bau. :)

Jai Gurudev!!!

Anupam Gupta said...

NICE ONE!!!!really nice one

Abhi said...

Hilarious!!
Couldn't guess what the punchline would be :)
The expletives create the right effect in the mind ;)

sunil said...

HILARIOUS:):):)....I think huomor is in the australian air...still can't leave laughing off remembering ivans experinces n here is a nice one from shivani.please do post sum more:)

Vivek Barun said...

cool, though i had heard a different version before.

komal said...

Jai Gurudev Bau..
this one is hilarious....its brilliant.. i couldnt stop laughing.....btw where is dinesh bhaiya's long overdue post?????

Trinaa said...

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha...

gauri said...

what a way to start the morning with reading this Bau.....ha ha ha ..... we all at home had a good laugh at breakfast.....

Minnie said...

hahahahahahohohohohohehehehehehehe!!!!!
:D :D :D

Harsha Vardhan M.V said...

lol!really funny...

Vishesh Jain said...

BAWA THAT ONE JUST ROCKED .... IM OPENING THE BLOG AFTER ABOUT A 10 DAYS AND LOOK WHAT DO I FIND !!!!


OH MY GOD .... THAT WAS SERIOUS LAUGHT OUT LOUD STUFF !!!!

REALLLY REALLY VERY GO(O)D ONE BAWA !!!!

KEEP IT UP !!

LOVE, JGD

VISHESH

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