Doc for a Day
Parsis love to laugh... here is an absolute gem! :)
A doctor wanted to bunk his practice for a day and go out and play golf... so he got his assistant to take care of the clinic while he was away...
When he returned in the evening, he asked the assistant (Johnny) how things went during the day... Johnny said he treated 3 patients!
Doc was quite impressed and asked him what he did...
Well, the first patient came in and said he had a bad headache and a fever so i gave him some paracetemol and he felt good in just a few minutes... doc says very good!
and the second one came and said he was having stomach ache, so i gave him some Alka Seltzer... the doc was really happy... he said well done Johnny! You have really got the hang of this haven't you?!
After that Johnny continued, a woman came rushing in! and she started removing all her clothes!! and she said help me help me!!! and she got onto the table completely naked!!!! and she screamed i have not seen a man in 3 years!!!!!!
The doc said ye gads! by jove! so what did you do Johnny??!!
Weeelll says Johnny, I put some drops in her eyes!! :)
34 comments:
hahaha!
Bau you are naughty...!
Parth
hahahaha!!! johnny did it again!!!..Simbly Hillarious :)
Thanks bau,
Jai Gurudev
dear bawa,
your jokes are hilarious!!!!!!.one lesson to learn as a doctor (test tube baby specialist); dont go to play golf; even if u do, leave people like johny behind.excellent substitutes! ha-ha-ha-ha. another joke.
Bawa cheeeeeeee tum kaise ho!
(hehehe just kidding, love you)
Nahi waise come to think of it. Seriously
:D ROTFL!! (Rolling on the Floor Laughing)
the photo adds to the humour !
ha ha ha ha ha
heights of veg joke.
Some Guru story Bawa Bhaiya! Pleaz.....................
Oh poor desperate lady!!!
hihihi!!
Jai gurudev!
u Rock... :) !
This is one heaven joke!
Waiting for Q n A's :)
i just got this mail. Thats hilarious. Hope you will enjoy it!
MURDER OF ENGLISH ….…
The Leave Applications
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
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An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
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A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
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Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…”
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Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”
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Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
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Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
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A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
superb bau!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha. Humara Bawa bigad raha hai.
and the pic !! lol.
love ya :D
Bawa you are absolutely naughty :):)
Bawa the incorrigible.hahahaha.love you
naughty bawu.... too much...or less who knows... :D
U never fail to make us laugh. :-)
ROTFL
:P
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
OH MAN that made me laugh....just TOOOO good Bau...simply hilarious...
Love
Anupam
haha doctor must b cursing his luck
hahahhaha :)
jgd
loooooooooooooooool........
so funnyy.........hehehehehh..
jus cant stop laughing,.........
bau,u r very naughty ..
jai gurudev
Jai Gurudev Bau...
The best part of the joke is the photo..:-D. Seriously...how do u manage to find the right pics. Is this task outsourced to someone else?
To Bau, Dinesh and all our wonderful blog readers..
A HAPPY KRISHNA JANMASHTAMI..
Any updates on the Janmashtami celerations from ashram..?
roflmao
hhahahha.. good one!! :)
would like to hear some about desperate guys as well .. sort of maintain the balance :)
that's a damn funny one!! ;) though it's rare to find such Johnnys nowadays.. lol
hahaha !! Sooooper hilarious !!!
another one of those jokes..
u might have read it before.. :
--
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the
pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to
get nervous, I take a sip.'
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following
note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2)There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3)There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior
and the spook.
8)David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.
9)When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't
say he was stoned off his ass.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this
and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'.
12)The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks
for the grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's
not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
bawa! i just put some ayurvedic eye drops in uma's eyes the other day and she was joking around that her sister calls them birth control! so funny that this was written on your blog the SAME day! jgd. x. amanda
Beer Brothers
A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them, then orders two more. The bartender sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
supred bau!!!!!!
Girls r like an internent virus , they ENTER ur lihe, SCAN ur pocket, TRANSFER ur money, EDIT ur mind, DOWNLOAD their problem, DELETE ur ur smile n HANG U 4 ever !
jai gurudev
naughty bau....
ha ha ha...
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