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- A very young Michael Phelps
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41 comments:
Simply superb
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
U Rock!!
Lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv u
Cant Stop Laughing!!!!
couldnt stop typinv another comment!!
To the ultimate Joke !!! :)
hehehe. good one.i remember reading this one in a forum.
It goes like this
" Whenever you feel helpless, incompetent, useless and low on confidence... REMEMBER you are the same sperm that once beat a million others"...
Bawa, that's very creative..
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
:):):)
No wonder he's breaking so many records!
he began practicing so so so so early! ;)
ha ha ha..
ROFL...! :o :o :o
who sends u such stuff??!!!!!!!
grrrr.... bawa why does every ethereal post on your blog (krishna, knowledge, guruji etc) be preceded - on the same day - by a (crass to me, funny to you one) ?
its your blog anyway .
Jai Guru Dev,
Goooood one bau !!!!!!!!!!!! :):):)
love vandana
huh .. ??
wats the pic supposed to mean .. ??
i have fairly good idea about the components of the pic ..
i just dont get the humour in it .. ??
also the connection to phelps ..
Mind explaning .. ?? :)
wow!
This one is really too funny Bawa!
Jair Gurudev
i showed this to my PM, he laughed like anything (Me 2).....;)
JGD
Parth
hey bau..this was hilarious. u got to know a bit of biology to laugh at it. Michael Phelps is truly ONE IN MILLIONS!!
HAHAHAHA....TOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
that's really interesting.
hhehehehhehe
jai gurudev
hahahahaha! lol
hahahahahaha !! insane !!
Bawa you are very naughty.
ha!ha! this has been taken from biology text book.:)
ya! a very very young michael phelps:) even before he was made!!
Just got thrilled seeing the photo..........
Even I cudn't resist myself frm showing it to my friends and they have one thing to say....."BAWA rocks man"
now this was damn funny and cheeky Bau!!
JGD
Abhilasha
jgd
hahahahahaha
awesome bau!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
really nice one
tc
cya
Bau it is always so refreshing reading ur write up simply look forward to it..Jai Gurudev
hahahaha....:)
simply AWESOME!!!!!!!
Kuldeep :))))))))))))))))
oh raghavan
i was thinking about you when i posted this one :)
i was actually thinking i will put a recipe in between, so you will not get too upset... but was too lazy to type out my latest one...
in any case, it's just mischief... and since we are talking about Krishna this week... i am sure He will approve :)
Jai Gurudeva!
love
bawa
ps for vishal who couldn't understand the cartoon... it cannot be explained! Watch the swimming championships of the Beijing Olympics to get a hint...
Hahahahahaha....Simply could not resist laughing, even after laughing out loud.... hahahahaha......
Jai Gurudev
Bawa yaa aap sudhar jaao , ya toh mujhe bigaad do
Very funny! :-)
Both legs Raghavan ..you gotta stand on both legs(Spirituality and materialism)
I am glad Phelps didn't have a twin. Else Khurshed would draw that as well ;)
If funny, everyone knows what the joke is without anyone saying a word. Such is imagination :)
really intersting.....
jai gurudev bawa
rukmani
dear bawa,
thanks bawa!this was the day i was waiting for, yes !!as an ivf specialist, those are the picture of oocyte and sperm. the life of sperm is 24-48 hrs:(max 72 hrs). and life of oocyte(egg) is only 16-18 hrs;(max 24hrs).and the female egg is released on 14-18 day (mostly),of the cycle. it is released and vanishes; and if michael meets it and fertilises embryo is formed,and pregnancy ensues; otherwise the egg dies its natural death .in yes plus course, coming to the food, when explained about the egg........bla...bla....bla.....not true at all. what about so many michaels(sperms) are killed approx.every fourth day.if you dont like publishing this comment ,dont publish. 4 me as a joke its fine; but please look into the scientific part.not true.
i will appreciate if i get your response on this:;
thanks
HAHAHAHA !!! This is the besst one I hv seen in a while ! You hv the mossst awessome sense of humor :-)
dear bawa,
as the third yesplus course is on in bhopal, handing over the cd of physiology of ovulation to rajesh jagasia, fantastic teacher.
i am yet to meet the boss;
i will appreciate if i get your reaction .
Religious Nuts
There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution... They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.....
This one is for the above dr. mangla..!!!
Doctor! I don't know but seems you could have a lot more fun in Life if you just take things the way they are in Life... Bau cracked a fabulous joke (by my <>unscientific<> standards!) and you murdered it by first shredding, then boiling, then deep-frying, and finally, by baking the joke for 2 hrs at MAX temperature..
(Bau! Is that enough to turn ANYTHING into coal??!! You already know how good I am at cooking..! :-( )
Look! Its OK to pour cold water on others' enthusiasm for people like you.. but atleast don't pour iquid nitrogen on the people themselves! Looks like you're a doc, hope you understand its terribly cold....:-D(Sly Grin)
And in case you're a non-veggie, (I was one LONG-LONG-AGO-ONCE-UPON-A-TIME..), or even an EGGie.. Then whether you understand it scientifically or not, puhleeez believe me.. (I have always needed resons to believe such things till I experienced "meditation")....
1. IT SCREWS UP YOUR MEDITATIVE MIND...!!!! (Applicable exclusively only those who have one...) It's NOT POSSIBLE to EXPLAIN meditation scientifically (at least not by the western non"science")... Closing one's eyes for several minutes(sometimes hours..) should put one to sleep.., not make him calm and blissful! It is however, possible to EXPERIENCE it - If you want to experience that calm, serene, beautiful state of mind that even an empty threat of losing it would make you go veggie.., DO THE NEXT ADVANCE COURSE... (Give a shot to one this Navratri in Ashram if you've already done it!)
"You can appreciate silence only when you've experienced noise..." Guess we all have enough noise n babble already in our lives, lets enjoy some silence that's within us.....
2. AMOUNTS TO A RAPE OF OUR PLANET... - Read Bau's posts on that.. But for your quick reference, the Earth can "happily" support 60 billion veggies but it's crumbling under the weight of a 6 billion veggie/non-veggie Khichdi... A planet where INhuman beings gorge on flesh at the expense of many-many others who starve.....
Bau! Just an afterthought, perhaps you should add some kind of debating application on your blog so that we will be able to pull each others' legs with relative ease! :-D
ha ha ha ha ha....
can stop laughing... ultimate joke...
This was outrageously hilarious :-)
Vinod
WOWIEEEEEE
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