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Asking Questions
Many people are posting their questions in the comments sections of various posts... i would prefer it if the questions were asked in only one place, from where they are compiled and sent to me to answer.
hahahahahahah bau too good.. In my blogroll..I just read the topic "proof that water exists on mars" and I was like man wow this is going to be something, and was about call my brother too..but heheheheh tooo good, Better than whether water exists on mars or not!! Jai Gurudev
So Simple.... isn't it! Proved that the great scientists need to focus on Earth more and make it a better place first before surging ahead. I did laugh looking at the picture but this is what I read between the lines.
A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn." The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
cant stop laughing bau.. tooo good ....keep them coming.. when i saw the healine i thought it was some serious scientic discovery... heheh.. am still laughing...
HAHAHAHA..... not the pic,but your comment made me laugh in the first place,as my net was not working,sakshi read it out to me over the phone, and her net was slow too at that time,so even she could not see the pic,just read out whatever you wrote.
MAN.... making friends reading your blog over the phone, is your blog addictive or what?????
20 comments:
hahaha.... that wasn't sick!
i found it damn funny!
its(the message) so obvious and funny too!
JGD!
hahahahahahah bau too good..
In my blogroll..I just read the topic "proof that water exists on mars" and I was like man wow this is going to be something, and was about call my brother too..but heheheheh tooo good,
Better than whether water exists on mars or not!!
Jai Gurudev
Was our Bau ever really 3 feet tall (or less)?
We need a proof.
same here bau....... itz really cool:-)))))
Wow!
We can find Mars underwater ;)
LOLOLOL !!! This one takes the cake..Where do u get these from !!!! :-)
hahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa
good one , bau !.................
enjoyed it
jai gurudev
hmmm ...
ive seen that in a mail before ...
... but still ...
surprisingly ...
i wasnt annoyed !!!!
So Simple.... isn't it! Proved that the great scientists need to focus on Earth more and make it a better place first before surging ahead.
I did laugh looking at the picture but this is what I read between the lines.
bawa that made me laugh for sure!!! lol ;)
A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
bawa it wasnt sick at all.i lovd it.it made me laugh out loud as well.nice idea!
lots of love n jgd!
radheeka.
hahahahaa.
and it is a fact that I Can EAT MARS.
lol, really a good one ;D
cant stop laughing bau.. tooo good ....keep them coming.. when i saw the healine i thought it was some serious scientic discovery... heheh.. am still laughing...
Dear Bawa,
Hahahah....only you could do it......Looking forward to bonetickling witty ones everyday..or more....
JGD
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
I don't know if i should laugh or cry! :)
Jai Guru Dev!!!
Never thought before that on my favorite "Mars" water existed...thanks for showing
HAHAHAHA..... not the pic,but your comment made me laugh in the first place,as my net was not working,sakshi read it out to me over the phone, and her net was slow too at that time,so even she could not see the pic,just read out whatever you wrote.
MAN.... making friends reading your blog over the phone, is your blog addictive or what?????
in sidhu's style:
oye guru kamaal kar diya guru...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oye bas kar hahahahaaha....yaar ...hahahahaha..........bas kar........
actually, its rather cute :)
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