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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Car Problems

Found in a magazine (walter answers questions every week from distressed people):

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.



I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady . I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs... Lisa

Dear Lisa,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter  

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15 comments:

Jyuthika said...

Too Good Bau :D HAHHAHAHAHH!!!

Jai gurudev :)

Mrigank said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

So does anyone ever return to Mr. Walter for advice again?? :-)

Trinaa said...

hahahahahah..hahahahahahahaha... i'll comment after i stop laughing.. ;))

uday said...

hahahahahhahahahah..tooo good...:)cant stop laughing..hahahahahahhahaha..

jgd :)

Akila said...

hahahahahah too good bau..... could nt stop laughing

Anonymous said...

good one :)
luv.jaigurudev.

Abhishek Ratna said...

Reminds me of your repply during the advance course....

Q. Bawa, What is the sixth sense?
A. It is the name of a movie

Vikrant Gajre said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha
great bau.

Anupam Gupta said...

HAHAHA...TOO TOO GOOD!!!!

Anand said...

hihihihahahahahahahohohohohoho!!!!

Abhi said...

lol! so funny! can't stop laughing!

aparnata said...

eeeeeeeeeee :) just awesome.. !!! :P :P Couldnt stop laughing. Going to forward to my friends.. eee..

srividya said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oh my god!!
Does this person seriously give advice to people..in the same way?or was it a part of some joke every week?

Vinod Patil said...

:) thats really funny

richa said...

ha ha ha ha ha... it was fantastic...
really.. these jokes make life easy going..:)

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