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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Try again!!

A twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a test kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them,

'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll provide support.'


'If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two supermarket stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'Then you try again.'  

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25 comments:

Acoustic Dreamer said...

Hahaha! Full on slapstick! :-))

Monica said...

hahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahahaa..that was a wonderful joke. :)

pranaya said...

awesome one,hahaha!!!!!!

pradnya said...

Ha ha ha :O
Anything for the sake of money!!! :)

aparna said...

That was funny !! :P eee

Jai Gurudev!

uday said...

hahahaha.....:)

Abhinand said...

Ha! Way to go, dad!

Vishal said...

ha hah ha damn good .

Vishesh Jain said...

haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa !!!!
lolz !!! :) (rolling around in laughter)

Trinaa said...

O.M.G ..!! :o

Gayatri said...

heheheheh.....to good.....wat a joke!!!!!!!!!!!

Tushank said...

Hahaha ! too good :)

Raghavan said...

I have to say this Bawa - much as I admire your other posts - this one is without taste and certainly does not befit a place on your blog which only 2 days ago had a Guru Poornima posting on it.

Jai Guru Dev.

vinay said...

Bau, plz ask dinesh bhaiya to post on this blog.

Jaishree said...

rofl

Anupam Gupta said...

AWESOME JOKE BAU!!!!

Jaideep B S said...

dont give up in life ;
no matter where the situation takes you;
AND
hahahahaha:)

Shailesh Dhekne said...

:) -to gud

shail said...

great one Bawa! :)

Bawa said...

i totally loved the joke
its a JOKE!
it has NOTHING whatsoever to do with Guru Poornima
it sounded interesting to me...
i laughed out loud when i read it, so i put it on the blog... judging from people's comments they loved it as well...
so raghavan, i would suggest lighten up... dont be a prude and laugh when something is funny, and PLEASE dont complain about taste... i KNOW i have impeccable taste! :) :) :)

vishal said...

ha ha haaaa very nice

Anonymous said...

P J!!!!!!!!!!!

Sreehari H said...

good one!!!

Shruti said...

hey Bawa,
too guudd.. :-)
ha haa..

i read some good humour after a long time. :-)

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