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Sunday, April 27, 2008

Jokes and stuff...

Have been inundated with jokes...
have published all that came in this time :)
but lets make a deal:
I will publish a joke here only if i have not heard it before and i really like it from now on... ok?!
Same with other factoids and stuff that people send... just so it doesnt crowd up the blog needlessly
Jai Gurudeva!
love
bawa  

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

thank God !!
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Akila said...

Perplexing Paradox
Few centuries ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but
was unable to pay the fee. The student struck a deal saying ' I would pay your fee the day i win my first case in the court'.
Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course.
When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up
the fee, student reminded the deal and pushed days. Fed up with this, the teacher
decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for
themselves.
The teacher put forward his argument saying : " If i win this case, as per the court
of law, student has to pay me.
And if i lose the case, student will still pay me because he would have won his first
case. So either way i will have to get the money ".
Equally brilliant student argued back saying : "If i win the case, as per the court of
law, i don't have to pay
anything to the teacher. And if i lose the case, i don't have to pay him because i
haven't won my first case yet. So either way, i am not going to pay the teacher
anything ".

Streax said...

Jai Gurudev!

Dear Bawa...

We love all you posts!! And what ever you type is always unique in one way or the other. :) All we request is do post regularly that you are doing! so.. Got nothing to ask.. :) and we are obliged by your say :)

Love,
Apu

aditi said...

two sardars in US eating hotdog for the very first time.
sardar1 opens the bread,looks inside, feels embarassed n asks sardar2, "which part of the dog did u get??? :S"

priya said...

Jai Gurudev
Bawa I personally wanted to apologize for not doing the Home Work but I surely promise you that from today onwards I'll do the work or homework regularly and would compensate for not doing the work while the Utsav by doing the double.
Thanks
Love You

kartik said...

HI,
THIS IS FOR BAWA AND DINESH.

I AM ASSOCIATED WITH SHRIMAD RAJCHANDRA ASHRAM, DHARAMPUR. WE HAVE EVERY ALTENATE SUNDAY SATSANGS AT YOGI HALL, DADAR CONDUCTED BY MY BELOVED GURUJI, SAHEB, BAPAJI ( PUJYASHRI RAKESHBHAI JHAVERI)

I ATTENDED THE UTSAV ACT 1, IT WAS LIKE GETTING MORE AND MORE CONNECTED. IT REALLY INSPIRED ME A LOT.

I HAV NOT PERSONALLY MET SRI SRI JI, HOWEVER I HAV SEEN MANY VIDEOS DURING OUR SATSANGS AND SHIBIRS IN DHARAMPUR, WHERE SRI SRI JI AND BAPAJI (OUR GURUJI) MET IN JAINA COVENTIONS, BANGALORE, ETC.

LET ME COME TO THE CORE POINT NOW

gat divso khup khup bhoolo thai rahi hati, saheb ni agna palan ma pramad, moh vaasna ma chakchur thai gayo hato. pan aa utsav ni shibir gay kale pati tyare samyak nishshay karyo ke bas bahu thayu have nahi fantao, khup durlabhta thi maarg malio che, to have samadhi na pachij jap leshu. now am doing all my saadhnas with utmost bhav
GURU NO RAJIPO EJ MATR LAKSH CHE


ONLY THANKS TO SRI SRI JI, BAPAJI AND DINESH AND BAWA


KARTIK RATHOD,
BHULESHWAR,
MUMBAI

Vishnu said...

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver,

When another sardar asked him, "O pernam Singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch Le ke kithey puj rya vain,"
Pernam Singh replied, "assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya AA othey free delivery hondi AAA."

Mrigank said...

A sardar, an electrical engineer, went for an interview...

Interviwer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhuuuuuurrrrrrrr................
Interviwer: Stop it!!
Sardar: Dhup, dhup, dhup...

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